I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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