Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
All the doctor said was why
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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