I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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