eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Randomize
