We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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