My girlfriend figured out who you are.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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