I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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