Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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