Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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