just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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