I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
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I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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