he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
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Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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