Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
