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You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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