Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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