this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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