in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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