You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
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Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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