Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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