loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
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I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
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I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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