what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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