ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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