with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
You're like the curious george of whores
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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