And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
they're like a gay fantastic four
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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