i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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