you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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