She's JV to your varsity
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
My penis needs a shock collar
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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