Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
