Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
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i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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