weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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