yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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