i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
