omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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