Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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