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im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
no you cant smoke seaweed
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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