i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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