She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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