Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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