The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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