She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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