Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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