I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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