I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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