quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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