I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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