I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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