I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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