He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
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she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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