I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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