so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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