In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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