Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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