im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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