somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
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I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
How does it feel to date your dad?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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