she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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