I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
